He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

-- Carl Spackler

The political teen likes the "Facists" sign. I like the "No Mulligans" sign.

No Mulligans?

Wait a sec, I thought the Republicans were the ones who wore checkered pants at the golf course. No Mulligans? What was this election for, President of Bushwood Country Club? I never thought I'd say it, but someone get Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, stat! At least then we'd get some phat phunky rhymes bustin' out, yo!

I wonder how much business Starbucks lost that day.