Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'

--Tommy DeVito

I'll keep this simple, because I'm sure he'd prefer it that way. Go read Nickie Goomba. Nicky's good people, know what I'm sayin'?

He's funny.

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?

Yes, you do.

If you're not reading Nickie Goomba, you're not a good person.