This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

--Butt-head

I had a choice between catching the State of the Union Address, and surfing Maximum Awesome. So I surfed Maximum Awesome.

What? Was the State of the Union speech going to...make liberals everywhere go, "Doh! So that's what it's all about. My bad, sorry I've been wrong all this time." Was there going to be some mass enlightening I was going to miss out on? There was a Ponch action figure on the page. I had to go there. You go there now.

That is all.