Tree! Cabin! UNDERWEAR!

--Bob the Tomato

Ok, I take the kids to Albuquerque, to see some dinosaurs and whatnot at the Museum of Natural History. For my one kid, it's all about the Allosaurus. For the other, it's all about taking off at the speed of light and making four different adults shout out, "Do you have him? Do you have him? Do /you/ have him? Is he with you?"

Afterwards, we stop at Wal-Mart. That's where I saw it. I still can't get over this. Walking past the children's clothing section I notice the little girl underwear display. It's facing the main walkway.

Someone manufactures little girls panties with things written across the crotch like "hot stuff".

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Are you freaking kidding me? Someone would buy their little pre-pubescent girl panties that say "hot stuff"? Can you order this from the freaking Abercrombie and Fitch pederast catalog? I would think they are made in Thailand, but wouldn't you just keep them over there? I mean, there must be a demand for that sort of thing in the hotbed of the sex slavery industry. A company that can make this sort of thing should be shut down for corrupting the morals of a minor.

And if you're a /parent/ who would buy this for your little girl, God help you if we ever meet. Forget about losing custody of your kids. Forget about going to jail. You should be sent to the freaking salt mines!

Do we have salt mines in this country? Do people actually mine salt? Ok, if not, then we should open some salt mines /then/ send you there.

That is all.